I cannot emphasize enough how excited I would be to take on this role.
To the hiring team,
Thank you so much for the opportunity to apply to be a Junior Administrative Assistant in the Strategic Operations department at your prestigious consulting firm. In looking at your recent work, I’ve been so inspired by your commitment to having clients and meeting with those clients, as well as meeting with each other about how the meetings with those clients went. As someone who truly believes in your mission statement, “Operate with Passion,” I cannot emphasize enough how excited I would be to take on this role. …
Other Backs in my position have made the lives of people like you a living hell.
Dear Brain,
I’m reaching out because I wanted to make sure you got my last message, the one in all caps, about those spasms I was having while you were trying to sleep the other night. I get that you’re depressed, but when you’re watching The Office for five hours, hunched over on your bed like some kind of insomniac squirrel… like, you get that that affects other parts of the body, right?
See, sometimes what’s fun for you isn’t so fun for me. Sometimes it kind of threatens my ability to carry out my most basic functions and exist…
Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Lucy Walker, and Sam Mermin
Nice Jewish college students, dinosaur-forward comedy, Sam can’t swim.
